Feminized Coffee

Feminized Coffee

Well, at least the recent package they sent to me advertising Sunday School stuff does.  I suppose their target group is people who like instant feminized Hazelnut coffee.  Their marketing scheme is built around a cup of coffee and they included a little card that is supposed to smell like the aroma of coffee.  It simply makes me want to hurl.

Since opening the package in my office, I’ve washed my hands multiple times and showered a few times, and took my trash out.  I can’t get the smell off my hands.  I cannot get the smell out of my office.

Needless to say, I am NOT more likely to purchase their latest Sunday School offerings.  I don’t want our Sunday School classes to smell like this.  Now, maybe if they had used a Starbucks Italian Roast . . .